stealmyinternet's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[part 0: synj ASSKICKER]

pretty badass!

was that all frame by frame?

[Burn In Hell]

this movie sucks.

i didnt even watch all of it just saw fruits flying around and said to myself gay. humongous filesize=gay. learn to make a preloader. or to compress. homo.

[The old TN episode 3]

BADASS

this is one of the funniest movies ever. Its so sweet i nearly crapped my pants twice. Ben you're my hero. I love you in a non-gay way.

[Ninja Stick 6]

is there a ninja stick 1-5?

i give you a 3 because the apparent LACK of ninjas makes my balls shrivel. If somethign ahs the word ninjas in it i want god damn fuckin ninjas. Ninjas dont use fucking guns. Ninjas use badass swords. Flase advertising can blow me up the river.

AceVanDash responds:

Yes, there is a 1-5.
Only 3-6 have been put on NG, and that was about 3 to 4 years ago.
Thr black stick plays as a ninja in all the other movies, the first one with guns is this one.
And, for goodness sake, there are swords! (At least lightsabers)

["From my Room"]

No esta comico

It wasnt funny but it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like pink bunny rabbits froling gayly thrua field of daffodils. Then i take out my 12-gauge and remember how much i have the cute and/or fuzzy. I'm giving this a fair review as i recognize teh hard work and sheer artistic quality of the piece. I'm just saying it didnt entertain me. But kudos to you on not going to appease the mindless masses and making a real deep cartoon.

[Shrapnel Battle]

hmmm...

The coolest part was when the evil paper bag explodes. There wasnt a lot of animation tho. All in all pretty lame. But then again paper bags dont have arms so they cant really fight good. So i take back what i said i'm gonna give you a 5. Cuz paper bags fighting is funny. i think. maybe. i dont know.

BaboonClock responds:

It's funny, get in thar!

[NINGA death squad (part 1]

wtf

dude are you like 10? Sounds liek it was made by a 6th grader on crack.

[Vampire Tales]

cool

That was sweet, i really need to find out how to make those cool shading and art style effects. My handle on flash sucks. really cool though. And wtf was that woman anyway? if she was a vampire how come she looked completely different and had like a humongous mouth full of fangs instead of just 2?