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Clicking buttons does not equal fun game

I SURE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CLICKING BUTTONS TO WATCH POORLY ANIMATED SEQUENCES.

beanies520 responds:

You are a WTFn00b. Therefore I am not acknowledging your presence, nor will I respond with worthless insults.

P.S. plzdie

wow

so fucking boring. watch as i kill swarms of generic enemies and collect a powerup which i dont need. i can only shoot in 2 directions back and front, but thats ok because the enemies are only on one level of the map. they move slow, die in one bullet, and i have unlimited ammo. wow.

theres onyl supposed ot be one open spot...

didnt really recreate the game experience and if i wanted to play really old games with no gore or flashing lights i'd pull scabble out of my ass.

ball moves to fast

that ball moves faster than women away from newgrounds user Zuzu. And thats fast cuz he smells like shit. Itd probably be mroe fun if the ball moved a bit slower. That and if the game had a point to it... and something original.

um ok...

when you hsoot the cops they bend over but dont die yet they stop moving. Its gay. Shotguns would kill them, they wouldnt just old heir wound and stanb dthere in a position IMPOSSIBLE to stay in. thed fall over.

Kryogenik responds:

no one has noticed the cops are wearing bullet proof armor. plus if this game was meant to be realistic the character would about 2 feet high and it would generally be shit.

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