All 8 game Reviews


Clockagotchi Clockagotchi

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Clicking buttons does not equal fun game

I SURE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CLICKING BUTTONS TO WATCH POORLY ANIMATED SEQUENCES.


beanies520 responds:

You are a WTFn00b. Therefore I am not acknowledging your presence, nor will I respond with worthless insults.

P.S. plzdie


Blot goes to Hell! Blot goes to Hell!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

wow

so fucking boring. watch as i kill swarms of generic enemies and collect a powerup which i dont need. i can only shoot in 2 directions back and front, but thats ok because the enemies are only on one level of the map. they move slow, die in one bullet, and i have unlimited ammo. wow.



Sonic the Pervert Sonic the Pervert

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

why the fuck would you put tails in it?

...not only is it furry hentai... but you put tails in it... which is not attractive at all. don't say, OH I PUT IT IN FOR THE LADIES, because ladies dont look at furry porn. Ladies wouldnt want to look at some naked fox man... and if there are some that do the demand is so small its almost nonexistant.


Yeowi responds:

hmmm... next game you get to choose whether you want to undress females or males. So you won't have to worry about undressing the wrong gender then.

(robotnik's in it, but you won't be undressing him. You'll turn his whole body into scrap metal. Now that'll definetly add to the violence and maybe some fun.)


Art or Horny Bitches? Art or Horny Bitches?

Rated 0 / 5 stars

WAZZUP?

pretty good.



xkittyfroggymeowmeow xkittyfroggymeowmeow

Rated 5 / 5 stars

omg..

the waving clown penis hypnotized me. i swear i started to feel light headed. combined with the music the mehodic swinging of thepenis caused me to become drowzy and sleepy. i nearly was taken under the thrall of tricky, thankfull i stabbed myself in the face befoer that happened. the pain caused the evil clowns spell to break saving me from the horror that is tricky. funny movie ahahah!



Pegs Pegs

Rated 1 / 5 stars

theres onyl supposed ot be one open spot...

didnt really recreate the game experience and if i wanted to play really old games with no gore or flashing lights i'd pull scabble out of my ass.



DBZ Snake DBZ Snake

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

ball moves to fast

that ball moves faster than women away from newgrounds user Zuzu. And thats fast cuz he smells like shit. Itd probably be mroe fun if the ball moved a bit slower. That and if the game had a point to it... and something original.



platform game demo platform game demo

Rated 2 / 5 stars

um ok...

when you hsoot the cops they bend over but dont die yet they stop moving. Its gay. Shotguns would kill them, they wouldnt just old heir wound and stanb dthere in a position IMPOSSIBLE to stay in. thed fall over.


Kryogenik responds:

no one has noticed the cops are wearing bullet proof armor. plus if this game was meant to be realistic the character would about 2 feet high and it would generally be shit.